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Why Queen?  20 Reasons to Appreciate the Greatest Rock Band on Earth (and Why You Should Know More Than “Bohemian Rhapsody”)

Reason #6: This. Fucking. Song.  (Or: Brian May Is a God)

Queen - Brighton Rock, from Live Killers (1979)

Put on your favorite pair o’ headphones, kids, and light one up because it’s going to be a long ride.  Twelve minutes and thirteen seconds to be exact, making this live version of “Brighton Rock” the longest track in the Queen catalogue.

I don’t want to say too much about this version of “Brighton Rock” (which kicks the studio version square in the teeth), but it’s basically Brian May orchestrating a live piece of goddamn classical music with his guitar and amps (which create two distinct delays, something May uses to great effect, letting the echoes roll as he pushes the song forward).

The epic starts at 5:45, just after Roger kills it on the timpani, and goes on for another 6 minutes after that.  

Enjoy!

Up next: John Deacon, the Quiet Beatle.  The most popular songs, written by the man who never sang a single note.

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Why Queen?  20 Reasons to Appreciate the Greatest Rock Band on Earth (and Why You Should Know More Than “Bohemian Rhapsody”)

Reason #5: Punk As Fuck

Queen - Sheer Heart Attack, from Live Killers, 1979

As the punk movement took hold of the UK in the late 70s, Queen was nailed by the press for being out of touch.  Queen’s live shows— by now the stuff of legend— became more lavish, with massive lighting rigs and explosive pyrotechnics (the crown-shaped lighting rig they commissioned for Queen Elizabeth’s Silver Jubilee set them back about £50,000), and music critics who backed the punk movement scoffed at Queen’s efforts.

It was around this time that Queen stopped talking to the press, having taken enough flack for being “not punk enough.”  But they brushed shoulders with punk itself sometime in the late 70s when, after recording “God Save the Queen” in Wessex Studios (in a studio just next door to Queen’s), Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols reportedly tore through Queen’s studio, getting on his hands and knees to crawl through Freddie Mercury’s legs.

Take a second and try to picture that.

Anyway, strange collisions of the music world aside, I think this song proves that Queen could tear it up with the best of punk bands.  This track was recorded live on tour during the making of the magnificent Live Killers double album.  Drummer Roger Taylor wrote this song (allegedly a jab at people who thought Queen were no longer relevant, hence the lyric “I feel so inarticulate”), and you can hear him vocalizing with Freddie as he tears into his drum kit.  

Playing from the balls in perfect harmony.  Punk or not, it’s fucking talent.

Up next: This. Fucking. Song.  An orchestral symphony of one, courtesy of Brian May.

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The Wind in the Willows - Uptown Girl, 1968

I have an early Christmas present for you guys.  

Did you know that before she was in Blondie, Debbie Harry was in a 1960s psychedelic rock group?  She mostly did background vocals, but that voice is completely unmistakable.  

Have you ever been so grateful for Blondie as we know it?  Because even I have to admit that The Wind in the Willows is just the tiniest bit awful.  (This is the only halfway decent cut from their self titled album. For taking the burden of listening to it upon myself, you are welcome, dearest readers.)

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Gentlehood - Can I Be Your Man, 1973

An ultra-rare track from psychedelic California band Gentlehood.  Every song on their self titled album sounds like it was inspired by another great band— this one and a few others reek of Zeppelin, another (“Closer to Me”) sounds like early Queen / Larry Lurex, and from another album, “Soliloque” sounds something like a baroque pop Billy Joel.  

With all this going on, maybe it’s no wonder that Gentlehood never quite caught on with the general public.  They sound so much like other, more popular bands, and maybe fall just the tiniest bit short… almost perfect, but not quite.  Still, though.  

That this album is so scarcely heard is downright criminal— every song on it, each one different from the last, is still really great (maybe a little dated, but they can definitely stand alongside the other radio hits of their day).  There’s really not one dead track in the bunch.

I’m going to try and post some more of these every now and then.  Listen, enjoy, and share!  (ETA: Track is working properly now.  Sorry about that!)

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Why Queen?  20 Reasons to Appreciate the Greatest Rock Band on Earth (and Why You Should Know More Than “Bohemian Rhapsody”)

Reason #3: Vengeance!  Vengeance!

Queen - Flick of the Wrist and Lily of the Valley, from Sheer Heart Attack (1974)

Short and sweet, because we’ve got some catching up to do, kids!

This song was supposedly written about Queen’s band manager, Norman Sheffield, who should probably know better than to piss off the talent (and from the looks of things, could go down as one of the most unsatisfying managers in rock history).

Seduce you with his money-make machine
Cross-collateralise (big time money-money)
Reduce you to a muzak-make machine
Then the last goodbye…

It’s like a slap in the face… followed by a gentle stroke to the cheek with the much sweeter “Lily of the Valley.”  Sheer poetry, presented together for your listening pleasure.

Further listening: “Great King Rat” from Queen.  Choice lyrics:

Great King Rat died today
Born on the twenty-first of May
Died syphilis forty four on his birthday.
Every second word he swore
Yes he was a son of a whore
Always wanted by the law.

And of course, “Death on Two Legs (Dedicated To…)” from A Night at the Opera.  Another great spit-in-your-face rock song about the aforementioned Sheffield.  On the Live Killers album, Freddie introduces this song by telling the audience it’s “about a mother-fucker of a gentleman…”

You’re just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
Well now you can kiss my ass goodbye…
Feel good, are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?  (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right?
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good? (Feel good?)

Up next: Punk As Fuck.  When worlds collide… 

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The Monkees - What Am I Doin’ Hangin’ Round?, 1967

Well, shit.  I was on a roll for awhile there, but searching for the lost chord had to take a backseat to opening a new store, studying for finals, and all the 300 other things that sort of snuck up on me at the end of November.

I’m hoping to get back on track this week, so hellooooo, new followers!  This week will be a good one if you’re just tuning in.  Lots of new-old tunes to hear, and— starting Monday— you’ll get one regular song and one Queen song a day so I can make up for all the weeks I missed back there.

But anyway, let’s talk about The Monkees.

My parents are probably directly responsible for my love of the late sixties, having introduced me to all things classic rock at an early age: Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Stones, etc., were all staples in our home (and in our cars, especially) when I was growing up.  But as I started delving into music once the internet came around, I started listening to things— like all teenagers do— that drove my parents up the wall.

One of the bands of my teenage rebellion was… The Monkees.  I’m serious.  It drove my mother crazy.  This is a woman who once dressed up as Glen Campbell for Halloween.  She puts Andy Williams on a loop as soon as the temperature drops a couple degrees.  But The Monkees?  Don’t even come at Mama Kim with that pop bullshit.  ”They’re a fake band!  Are you listening to me?  They’re not even a real band.”

WELL, MOM.  Around 1966, The Monkees started to branch out from their teevee personas and try on the hats of real musicians.  The Monkees were, in fact, a manufactured group that was put on television to sell product, but the talents of Dolenz, Tork, Nesmith, and Jones were too big to ignore.  They fought with their label for the most basic of musician rights: playing their own instruments in a recording.

One of the best products of that fight is their 1967 release, Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones, Ltd.  There are a ton of great songs on this album, including “Pleasant Valley Sunday,” “Cuddly Toy” (a much more polished version of the Harry Nilsson song), and “The Door Into Summer.”  

This is my favorite cut, though.  It does still contain traces of their television sound, being both lively and poppy.  But this whole album is certainly a step in the right direction and was followed by the even better The Birds, The Bees, and The Monkees, a sort of sugar-coated Sgt. Pepper’s.

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Faun Fables - Eternal, 2004

The English version of “Eternelle,” by California band Faun Fables.  From their third release, Family Album.

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Brigitte Fontaine - Eternelle, 1968

Here’s an interesting track from an album called Brigitte Fontaine est folie, or, Brigitte Fontaine Is Mad, I think.  And this is definitely befitting of this French avant-garde musician who recorded imaginative tracks like this one, and also duetted with the likes of Stereolab, Sonic Youth, and Grace Jones.

A few years ago I heard an English version of this song by a band called Faun Fables, which I didn’t know was a cover.  I was really excited to find Brigitte Fontaine’s version, and I almost don’t know which one I like better.

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Sunforest - Lighthouse Keeper1969

If you’re a fan of Kubrick and minutia, you might recognize this song from A Clockwork Orange.  Without getting up to check the DVD because I am lazy, I am pretty sure it’s playing very softly in the background when Alex comes home to his parents’ house after being “rehabilitated.”

Anyway, I searched for the original version of this song for a long time— years, in fact (the soundtrack version is edited pretty badly), and finally found it a couple months ago.  It’s from their 1969 album, Sound of Sunforest.  Sunforest has a sweet sense of humor, as showcased by this quirky little psychedelic love song.

I just love me some twee romance, how ‘bout you?

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Why Queen? 20 Reasons to Appreciate the Greatest Rock Band on Earth (and Why You Should Know More Than Bohemian Rhapsody)

Reason #3: They’re Seaworthy!

Queen - Seven Seas of Rhye, from Queen II (1974)

An epic tale of lords and lady preachers, peers and privy counsellors, and shod and shady senators!  The demo for this track appeared as a slow, instrumental version on the debut album Queen, and was reworked as the high sea-worthy closer for the follow up album, Queen II.  As a single release, “Seven Seas of Rhye” was the band’s first single to crack the Top 10 in the UK.

The fade-out’s sea shanty is actually a popular British tune from the early 1900’s called “I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside,” and the chorus goes a little something like this:

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play: “Tiddely-om-pom-pom!”
So just let me be beside the seaside
I’ll be beside myself with glee
For there’s lots of girls besides,
I should like to be beside
Beside the seaside!
Beside the sea!

Further studying:  From the 1935 film Sylvia Scarlett, a young Cary Grant leads a rousing chorus of “I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside.”

Next week: Vengeance! Vengeance!  Der Hölle rache kocht in Freddie Mercury’s herzen… a swift and mighty lesson for music execs in not pissing off the talent.

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Petula Clark - You Belong to Me, 1965

There were a lot of female crooners in the 1960s— Peggy Lee, Rosemary Clooney, Patti Page, etc.  But my favorite of this genre of lady vocalists is Petula Clark, whose expressive voice could either lift you up (“Downtown,” anyone?) or break your heart.

“You Belong to Me” definitely falls into the latter category.  There have been about a hundred or so covers of this song made since its first recording in the 1950s, but I don’t think anybody captures the wistful quality of it quite like Petula Clark.

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The Ballroom - Lead Me to Love, circa 1966

I just realized this blog is sorely lacking in female vocalists.  Inexcusable!

The Ballroom is one of the many projects of the great Curt Boettcher, a singer, songwriter, and producer who worked with some of the most seminal bands of the late 60’s (including The Beach Boys, The Byrds, and The Association).  While The Ballroom’s album was never released, in 2001, Boettcher pulled together some of his work from this band, Sagittarius, and The Millennium, in a compilation called Magic Time.  

I can’t really find much information on The Ballroom, but this is a really pretty song, lead by a female vocalist with a voice as pure as crystal.  

Enjoy this rarely heard track, and I’ll be back soon with another song for the laaadiesss.

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White Plains - Show Me Your Hand, 1970

Before changing their name to White Plains, this band was known as The Flowerpot Men, a 1960’s sunshine pop group that was basically the British embodiment of the California pop sound.

But that’s too much information for 7 AM.

Enjoy “Show Me Your Hand,” and WAKE UP, TUMBLR, IT IS MONDAY.

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Why Queen?  20 Reasons to Appreciate the Greatest Rock Band on Earth (and Why You Should Know More Than “Bohemian Rhapsody”)

Reason #2: Mini Rock Operas

Queen - The March of the Black Queen / Funny How Love Is, from Queen II (1974)

“March of the Black Queenis a tiny little opera in six movements, and in just as many minutes.  While “Bohemian Rhapsody” is the best known (and probably most beloved) of the Queen mini-operas, there were quite a few before it: just about every song on the debut album Queen, and on Queen II  there is the three-track epic masterpiece made up of “Ogre Battle,” “The Fairy Feller’s Master-Stroke,” and “Nevermore.”  And then, of course, there’s this track.

Queen II is possibly Queen’s most consistent album— every track is solidly written and executed, and sort of ties into a dreamy, surreal fantasy theme, its feet planted firmly in the progressive rock movement.  Bookending the album, there are two self-referencing tracks that symbolize the dark and light: “The White Queen (As It Began)” and “The March of the Black Queen.”

Flowing in seamlessly on the falsetto of an angel is the Black Queen’s follow up track, “Funny How Love Is,” a throwback to the Larry Lurex days in pitch-perfect Wall of Sound (my favorite recording technique, and one of my all time favorite songs to utilize it).  

Presented together for your listening pleasure.

Next week: They’re Seaworthy!  Swashbuckling on the seven seas with Mercury and Co.

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Roy Harper - The Spirit Lives, 1975

If atheists believed in blasting a unicorn through the clouds while screaming a triumphant anthem, this would be… that anthem.

This post would have made more sense tequila shots ago.  Sorry for missing a few days, please accept this completely awesome song in lieu of an “I’m Sorry” card made with glitterpaint and hugs.

PS, Roy Harper has a Led Zeppelin song named after him.  That’s because he’s fucking cool.  

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